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Men's hormone health · Australia & New Zealand

Exhausted, flat, and told you're fine?

Kelo reads your blood results properly and finds what is actually dragging you down — sleep, weight, a real deficiency, or something that needs a doctor. Most men put up with it for years. You don't have to.

  • Every claim cited
  • No supplements sold
  • We tell you when you need a doctor, not us

Sound familiar?

You're not imagining it.

These are the moments men describe when their hormones are off — in their own words, from published research. Most are told it's age, or stress, or that their bloods look normal. Most never ask again.

A man lying awake in a dark bedroom at night, his partner asleep beside him.
Awake at 3am. Again. If I wake up within the first hour of falling asleep, I'm up for several hours. Man in a qualitative study, Andrology 2022
A man sitting in his parked car at dusk with his eyes closed, his house lit behind him.
Sitting in the car so you don't have to go in yet. Completely exhausted. Could stay in the bed around the clock. Man in a qualitative study, Andrology 2022
A man at his office desk with his hand pressed to his temple, staring past his screen.
Reading the same page for an hour. I have to keep going back over and over. Man in a qualitative study, Andrology 2022
A couple lying awake in bed at night with a gap between them.
Lying next to her and feeling a mile away. Keeping your partner happy. Just enjoying life. And that's one part… I'm not enjoying. Man in a qualitative study, Andrology 2022
A man sitting on a gym bench after training, head down, a towel around his neck.
Training harder. Getting heavier. I was working out four days a week… and I was getting heavier and heavier. Man in a qualitative study, Andrology 2022
A tired man looking at his reflection in a bathroom mirror at dawn.
Not recognising the man in the mirror. Men with low testosterone describe losing confidence and self-esteem. Qualitative evidence synthesis, Andrology 2022
A man sitting alone in a clinic corridor holding a folded piece of paper.
Told your bloods are ‘normal’. Men describe years of symptoms put down to ageing, stress or depression. Qualitative study of men's experiences, 2025
A man standing withdrawn at a kitchen bench while his children play in the background.
Snapping at the kids, and hating that you did. Mood swings and irritability are recognised symptoms of low testosterone. Healthy Male (Australian Government funded)
64.7% of Australian men report at least one sexual difficulty — up from 54.1% a decade earlier. Ten to Men, University of Canberra, 2022
17.6% of those men sought any help for it. Ten to Men, University of Canberra, 2022
28% of Australian men report a lack of interest in sex. Australian Study of Health and Relationships

None of this is a character flaw. Some of it is measurable.

Find out what's going on

Photographs are AI-generated illustrations of situations, not clients. Quoted lines are verbatim from men with low testosterone taking part in published research (Aceves-Martins et al., Andrology, 2022) and are not attributed to anyone pictured. Figures: Ten to Men longitudinal study, University of Canberra (Archives of Sexual Behavior, 2025); Australian Study of Health and Relationships (Richters et al.); Healthy Male.

What you actually receive

Not advice. A file on you.

Most of this category sells you a PDF and a motivational voice note. Here is the actual work product — what lands in your inbox, and what it looks like twelve weeks later.

Your driver report

Ranked by effect size in published research

  1. Biggest leverSleep debt5–6 h on weeknights
  2. Biggest leverPossible sleep apnoeaSnoring, unrefreshed
  3. Worth fixingBody fatWaist 104 cm
  4. MinorAlcohol11–20 units/week
Your habits, ranked by how much each one is likely costing you — weighted by effect size in published research, not by what we sell.
Baseline vs week 12

Total testosterone, nmol/L · shaded band is the published adult male range

31.8 9.2 Baseline Week 12 11.2 15.1

Illustrative example only. Not a typical result and not a promised one — starting points and causes differ, and some men find the cause needs a doctor rather than a coach.

The same panel, twelve weeks apart, under the same conditions. This is the part almost nobody does.
Your panel, read
Total testosterone11.2in range
Free testosterone0.19low
SHBG58high
LH4.1in range
25-OH vitamin D41low
Ferritin96in range

“Your total looks fine. Your SHBG is high, which is why your free is not — that is the number your symptoms track, and it is the one we work on.”

Every marker explained in plain language — including the ones your GP said were fine.
Week 3
  • ✓Lights out by 22:30, six nights
  • ✓Lift Mon / Wed / Fri — squat, press, row
  • ✓Pelvic floor, 3× daily (hold + release)
  • ✓Vitamin D3 3,000 IU with dinner
  • —Alcohol under 8 units

Adjusted every week on your check-in, not written once and forgotten.

One week of the protocol. Specific, short, and rewritten every check-in.
See what your report would say Free · three minutes · no card

How Kelo works

What holds you steady is below the waterline.

You can't see testosterone, sleep debt or a deficiency. You can measure them. That is where we start.

How Kelo works

Two levers. They are not the same lever.

Almost everyone in this category sells one thing and implies it fixes everything. We run two, they work on different timelines, and we are precise about which one does what.

01 8–16 weeks · confirmed by retest

The hormone lever

A proper blood panel, then systematically correcting whatever is actually suppressing you — sleep debt, body fat, a genuine deficiency, alcohol, untreated sleep apnoea, or something already sitting on your medication list.

What actually moves
Your own ceiling — not a number we promise you in advance
Evidence
Leproult & Van Cauter, JAMA 2011; body-composition RCTs; deficiency-correction trials
02 4–12 weeks

The function lever

Structured pelvic floor training — contraction and relaxation both. An over-tight pelvic floor causes its own problems, which is exactly why unguided kegels picked up off the internet so often make things worse.

What actually moves
Erection firmness, morning erections, ejaculatory control
Evidence
Dorey et al., BJU International 2005 — randomised controlled trial

Why both, and why in that order

The two levers pay out at different times. That is not a scheduling detail — it is the whole reason we run them together.

Function lever
Most men notice something here
Hormone lever
Retest confirms it

The function lever is what carries you through the first month, while the hormone lever is still working. Run the hormone lever alone and week six feels like nothing is happening, because on most panels nothing measurable has happened yet.

Where we stand

Most of what we do is refuse things.

This is a category built on urgency, before-and-after photos and supplements nobody needs. Here is what Kelo will not do, and why each one costs us money.

We cite everything

A University of Sydney analysis of 46 high-reach testosterone posts, reaching 6.8 million followers, found not one cited any scientific evidence. Every claim we make carries a named source.

We do not sell supplements

The moment we stock something, every recommendation is contaminated by what is in the warehouse. If magnesium is what you need, buy it at the supermarket.

We tell you when you do not need us

For most men the biggest lever is sleep or body composition, and both are free. If that is your situation we say so rather than sell you twelve weeks.

How this actually works

Everything happens in one chat.

No portal, no app to download, no account to create. Send your blood results to the same WhatsApp thread you'll be coached in — and it stays there, so you can scroll back to anything we said in week two.

  1. Message us and say where you're at
  2. Send a photo or PDF of your blood results — whatever your lab gave you
  3. You get them read back properly, usually same day
  4. If you go ahead, the coaching runs in that same thread
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